Baby Found Floating in Inflatable Toy After Tanning Parents Forgot They Had a Kid



Having kids is hard. Remembering you have them is even harder.

A ten-month old baby was rescued by the Turkish coast guard today after she was found floating half a mile out to sea in an inflatable device.

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People at the beach tried to help but the current was too strong.

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Turkish news says the parents forgot they put her in the toy and that she existed (I made up the last part but it's probably true). You forgot you put your kid in floaties and pushed her into the ocean? I have to call bull poop on this one because I know a lot of 10-month olds and they're not exactly quiet. The parents should have been suspicious once they were able to relax for several moments at a time.

What Your Toddler Wants For Breakfast

What your toddler wants for breakfast

Most popular breakfast foods in the toddler community:
  • Butter licked off of toast
  • Six gallons of milk 
  • The scent of one strawberry 
  • Crushing a banana with hands (not to eat, just to enjoy the sensation) 
  • Mail 
  • Couch Goldfish 

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I still don't understand why we need booster seats and high chairs when you have a perfectly good lap.



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Religious services don't count. You probably just went for the doughnuts anyway, tell the truth. TAKE TODDLER TO THE PARK.


A Toddler's Rules For The Babysitter



First of all:



Rules

1: No looking at me until I give you the signal. If you saw the signal that means you were looking at me and already broke the first rule. Good job.

2: I don't even really need you. I stay home by myself all the time. They just hired you in case I need to reach something high so don't get proud. Technically you're an intruder so I can call the police at anytime and have you brought up on charges.

3: You're not the boss of anyone.