My mother has declared war on me by writing this book. I encourage you to buy & burn. Use the heat to make smores for your child.
"Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike
puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and
taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of
toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period."
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