New Book: Toddlers Are A**holes

My mother has declared war on me by writing this book. I encourage you to buy & burn. Use the heat to make smores for your child.

"Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period."


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