Mother's Day is coming up. It might just help if we stop pretending they want anything other than wine & wine accessories.
What is wine?
Wine is a beverage that helps adults relax and forget how many children they can truly afford. Adults use wine to celebrate special moments in their life like sunset or walking to the kitchen. Wine is enjoyed with many foods but it pairs especially well with sadness. Parents like to drink wine while watching the theater or infomercials for Hip Hop Abs. "Wine o'clock," as parents call it, varies based on time zone and number of children in the house
1 Child: 5PM or final school pick up.
2 Children: 4:45PM or final school pick up.
3+ Children; 4:30PM or final school pick up.
Teething Child: Your call
Below are 10 Gifts For the Wine Lover Mom in your life.
I'm not sure under what circumstances an adult would need something like this.
Maybe you are rock climbing and don't want to fuss with a bottle opener?
Maybe you need to hydrate with wine while using the treadmill at the gym?
In addition to the red/pink combo above, Vino2Go also comes in Business Black so you can get fired and red/green to make the holidays memorable.
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2. Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
I would like to be officially released of all liability associated with this product.
3. Wine Barrel Cork Cage
Keep this cork display case in your living room so that people will know right away that you can't be trusted to host playdates.
4. Oenophila Porto Sippers
Yes! Drink out of one of these silly straw elephant trunks and you are guaranteed to lose the respect of everyone in the room.
5. The Essential Scratch and Sniff Guide To Becoming A Wine Expert
6. Wine Cork USB Drive
This USB drive will keep track of all the things wine helps her forget.
I'm not 100% sure this is really a USB drive. I think they might be counting on you not noticing on account of the beverages.
Please double check this before storing your important documents.
7. Stainless Steel Red Wine Glass Earrings
8. ASICS Women's GEL-Nimbus 15 Running Shoe
9. The Original RedNek Wine Glass
10. The WineRack
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