Thursday, April 24, 2014

Buy, Steal & Send. Plus my address.

Toddlers Only Post. If you'd rather eat a scrap metal salad than blow your nose, keep reading.

Question: I want your guide for arrogant parents signed/defaced/graffitied with crayon on by you.

Answer: Simple. Send your book with a prepaid (I'm not rolling in benjamins) return envelope to me.




1. Get the book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1476734771

2. STEAL: Have you ever permanently borrowed something from a store without your parents seeing? The next time you're at the post office get a couple of those big soft envelopes. Just put them under your stroller and try to act natural.

If you get caught, point at your parent and say, "They make me do dis. They say take. They bad. Call my gwama. I scared."

3. While your parents are being arrested, SEND the book to me

Honest Toddler
SUCC Dorion Vaudreuil
CP 165
Dorion Vaudreuil, Quebec J7V 5W1
Canada

Good luck with the hearing and enjoy your new carefree life with grandma. Remember, this isn't your fault. 



1 comment:

  1. Win Win! Signed Book and Permanent Vacation with Grandma! Cookies anyone?

    ReplyDelete

thanks - HT