Honest Toddler Bathtime Activity Breakdown

I worked with top scientists to develop this graph explaining toddler bathtime activities.

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  1. will you be releasing kindle version?

  2. Your numbers actually add up- you must be a super smart toddler. Way to go. Here's a billion m&ms!

  3. Where does "Screaming about washing hair" fit?


thanks - HT